Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
tupacabra: one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
batteur: ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
You go through spells where you feel that maybe you’re too sensitive for this...– Winona Ryder (via sadexistences)
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
wankbankofamerica: reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago people seem disinterested in what i’m saying i hate my voice i have something really mean to say i hate you i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never...
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
33113: don’t be too clingy don’t be such a ‘girl’ be a woman but be hairless like a child don’t wear skimpy outfits don’t be such a ‘slut’ be modest but take it off when i ask don’t assert yourself don’t be such a ‘bitch’ be nice to me but don’t be a fucking doormat don’t be ignorant don’t be such a ‘bimbo’ be intelligent but don’t argue your opinion with me don’t wear make-up ever don’t be so...